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EBOLA CAUSES UNPREDICTABLE SIDE EFFECTS IN A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULATION:
1) DANCING AND
NIPPLE BLEEDING
2) FEATHER GROWTH
3) SEEPING BUBBLES
AND CLAW HAND
4) DARK FINGERNAILS
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WHILE ESCAPING FROM THE RUINS OF THE CDC, AS IT WAS BEING ENGULFED IN FLAMES, I STUMBLED ACROSS THEIR MOST RECENT FINDINGS REGARDING THE COMMUNICABILITY OF EBOLA:
Dear diary,
Earlier today I was captured by the occupying forces, who are dressed like National Guardsmen, but I suspect that they are actually elite special forces. They attempted to take me to the CDC for observation, but when we got there, the entire campus was engulfed in flames. I don't know if it was the result of a malfunctioning containment protocol, or an attack by any of the hundreds of roving madmen that have taken over the streets. They are terrifying, but most of them are already bleeding from the eyes, so at least they should be gone soon. While my armed guards attempted to eliminate one particularly threatening band of the infected, I managed to make my escape.
Luckily, I found another survivor as I was hiding from the battle, so we are working together to get out of the immediate area.
Read MoreIF YOU HEAR SOMEONE COUGH NEAR YOU, IMMEDIATELY DETONATE A NUCLEAR DEVICE
Read MoreTHE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT ALIVE IN ATLANTA ARE THOSE OF US WHO WERE PREPARED. IT IS A RATHER ODD PLACE NOW. CNN IS REPORTING THAT YOU CAN'T CATCH EBOLA WITHOUT DIRECT PHYSICAL CONTACT, BUT WHAT THEY AREN'T TELLING YOU IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BRINGING EBOLA PATIENTS TO EVERYONE'S HOMES AND HAVING THEM LICK DOORKNOBS
Read MorePEOPLE OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA!!! THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU!! EVERYONE HERE ALREADY HAS EBOLA AND THE MILITARY HAS BLOCKED US FROM LEAVING!!!! THEY ARE SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF PEACHTREE STREET!!!!!
Read MoreWednesday, after they let us in and before WOLFPAC began to tear it up on the main stage.
Wednesday Part 1
Wednesday Part 1
Wow. I had totally forgotten that there was one wet t-shirt contest on Thursday, and then another one on Friday. I'm not complaining about it one bit, but that is one crap ton of Faygo that got spilled... and all for a good cause.
So, here are 250 not-at-all-safe-for-work pictures from Friday at the 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos from way way back in 2013.
Friday NSFW Part 1
Friday NSFW Part 1
Give Juggalos a place to get together and they will be fabulous. Here we find the naughtier side of the parking lot party in 2014. Frogg's Spin The Wheel game was the inspiration for most of the debauchery that you'll find here. He is a true Juggalo hero.
Tuesday NSFW
Tuesday NSFW
Yeah man, that's right. I'm working through two Gatherings at once. It's like a complete mind fuck.
Here's 100-plus pictures of random morning wanderings and the Tattoo Contest from Friday, August 9 at The 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos at good old Hogrock Campground.
Friday Part 1
Friday Part 1
