I take pictures.
You like pictures? I take them.
Come. Taste my pictures.
Insanity, Immorality, Indecency, Illegality... Those are Old Creeper's flavors.
Creeping is a way of life - abandoned buildings, other people's lives, or whatever inappropriate whim brings his finger to the shutter release.
I want to get Creeped!
Do you want the Old Creeper to lurk around you and take some tasty pictures?
Hellz yeah, you do!
Let's hook it up.