MY EXPERIENCES AT THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THE EBOLAOCALYPSE BETTER THAN ANY SURVIVALIST TRAINING. I'VE SPENT THE LAST TWO DAYS HIDING IN A TREE, EATING NOTHING BUT FUNNEL CAKES FROM AN ABANDONED FOOD TRUCK.
WHICH IS FITTING, BECAUSE THE CDC HAS BEGUN WORKING WITH THE FBI, AND HAS NOW OFFICIALLY CLASSIFIED EBOLA AS A JUGGALO.