I MAY HAVE SOME LIMITED IMMUNITY TO EBOLA. I HAVE BEEN EATING A LOT OF INFECTED MEAT (DON'T ASK) AND DON'T SEEM TO BE DEVELOPING ANY SYMPTOMS. MY EYES ARE NOT SECRETING SIGNIFICANTLY MORE BLOOD THAN USUAL.
HOWEVER, THIS ONLY SERVES TO MAKE ME A HIGHER VALUE TARGET FOR THE JOINT UNITED NATIONS / SPECIAL FORCES / CHINESE MILITARY OCCUPYING ATLANTA. I HAVE HAD TO RESORT TO BIZARRE AND DESPERATE MEASURES TO STAY ALIVE: 17 HOURS HIDING INSIDE THE CARCASS OF A DEAD ELEPHANT; 6 HOURS INSIDE A GRANDFATHER CLOCK (I REMOVED THE INTERNAL MECHANISMS AND MANUALLY MOVED THE CLOCK HANDS EVERY SECOND TO REDUCE SUSPICION); AND FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS I HAVE STOOD MOTIONLESS IN A MEDICAL FACILITY, DISGUISED AS A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE.
MOVE ALONG. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.