WHILE SCROUNGING FOR ADDITIONAL FUNNEL CAKE SOURCES, I STUMBLED UPON THE LATEST THREAT EVOLVING DURING THE PANDEMONIUM OF THE EBOLAOCALYPSE - SIMIAN SNIPERS!!!
LUCKILY, THEY ARE NOT YET EVOLVED ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT SNIPERS NEED SUPPORT PERSONNEL TO PREVENT A STEALTHY ATTACKER FROM COMING UP BEHIND THEM, SNATCHING THE RIFLE AWAY, AND GIVING THEM A BANANA THAT HAS BEEN MARINATED IN NYQUIL.
NOTE TO SELF - REMEMBER TO MARINATE MORE BANANAS IN NYQUIL. I WAS LUCKY THAT I ALREADY HAD A BATCH.
