The Gathering of the Juggalos should have been here.

This Abandoned Japanese Theme Park Is The Strangest Place You’ll See Today

BuzzFeed picked up my pictures of Gulliver this week and they called the place strange. Sure, I guess, but my first reaction is that the Gathering of the Juggalos is still the strangest and most wonderful place in the world.
(If you haven't seen my Gulliver pictures, you must be new here. Go see them.)

Gulliver's giant itchy ballsack

Then it hit me. 10,000 Juggalos camping beside Gulliver's body on the side of Mount Fuji would have been fucking amazing.

There were already some shitty and dangerous rides.

Juggalo ziplines

Juggalo fucking bobsleding

Train says WHOOP WHOOP

There was a goddamn building full of golf carts and Skee Ball.

And there was even a Juggalo doll.

Within the first five minutes...

Violent Gulliver