The U.K.'s Daily Mail got creeped

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The Lilliput that's now just kaput: Japanese theme park based on Gulliver's Travels that has been left to rot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558813/The-Lilliput-thats-just-kaput-Japanese-theme-park-based-Gullivers-Travels-left-rot.html

Gulliver's Travels is a classic novel which has inspired legions of schoolchildren and adults with its imaginative wit and satirical undertones.

Less inspiring, however, is the abandoned Japanese theme park based on the 18th century book which was left to rot after closing down in 2001.

While driving on a virtually deserted, ice-covered highway last week, I got a call from a U.K. reporter for some deets about my trip to Japan a few years ago. I pulled over and we had a brief chat, and he ended up making me sound a whole lot more thoughtful and eloquent than I really could have been.

The crotch shot

The crotch shot

"It was such a momentous thing to stand in the presence of. It was the most amazing and surreal object I have ever seen. It felt so weird to lie in the palm of a giant man, while surrounded by the stunning scenery."

So, I'll just assume that I talk like that when part of my brain is frozen.

Old Creeper finds out that the Gathering is moving

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Old Creeper just wants to take pictures of sexy Juggalettes. Why is that so difficult?

(Sorry, this video doesn't seem to work on mobile devices since it isn't really a youtube video. It's some kind of dark internet magic or something. I didn't create the magic, so unfortunately I can't fix it. On Android, it says that the plug-in is not supported and iPhones just show a blank area. Go find a real computer and check this shiznit out though. You owe it to yourself.)

Post by Old Creeper.

Prop Religion

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Prop Religion

I've heard the idea before that the only thing worse than a person who calls themselves “religious” is a person who calls themselves “spiritual,” and I agree with it to a great extent, even though if given a choice between those two options, I would definitely have to go with “spiritual” to describe myself.

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