2014 Year End Self Evaluation rough draft

I have had a helluva year at work, especially these last few months, which has kept me from devoting my love and attention to this site, but since I am all about transparency, I am posting my 2014 Year End Self Evaluation rough draft:

  • Despite the best efforts of the gods to thwart me, there is still a slight chance that we might complete this project by the end of the year. If I succeed, I may occasionally be teleworking from my new home in Asgard, just down the street from Valhalla.
  • My priorities of completing projects and assisting people with technology challenges requires me to spend as little time as possible on my Self Eval, while still including enough text to make it appear as though I have taken it seriously.
  • Perspective and Respect - I gots ‘em. I know which idiots need special handling.
  • I would have been happy and proud to be done with this project a few weeks ago, but of course the finish line was moved and the race was transformed into a demolition derby, so I am looking forward to being happy and proud once I escape from the burning car and wash off the blood.
  • It has been educational to learn how to run in multiple directions at the same time. I have also had the opportunity to contemplate the effects of being on the receiving end of the spirit-crushing hammer, as opposed to my usual role. It’s amazing what you can learn from having your hopes and dreams smashed over and over. It reinforces my commitment to the effective wielding of that tool on others, for their benefit.
  • It has also been interesting to watch carefully laid plans disintegrate into nothing. New opportunities at every turn, because the old ones are all in flames.
I haven't even had time to take a picture of where I work since I had gigantic CRT monitors.

I haven't even had time to take a picture of where I work since I had gigantic CRT monitors.

EBOLAOCALYPSE: WATER + ICE + MOTION = EBOLA

EBOLAOCALYPSE: WATER + ICE + MOTION = EBOLA

HERE IN THE RUINS OF ATLANTA, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWHERE ELSE SO I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR THIS EPIDEMIC HAS SPREAD, BUT AFTER WEEKS OF WORK IN ISOLATION, I CAN ANNOUNCE THAT I MAY HAVE STOPPED IT FROM SPREADING BY SPLICING MY OWN DNA INTO THE VIRUS! 

THAT'S RIGHT WORLD, YOU CAN THANK ME FOR SAVING HUMANITY BY ALTERING THE EBOLA VIRUS TO ALMOST COMPLETELY ELIMINATE ITS CAPABILITY TO INFECT A HUMAN BEING. I WAS ABLE TO DO THIS BY CHANNELING THE INFECTIOUS NATURE INTO A SINGLE VERY SPECIFIC SITUATION WHICH SHOULD POSE NO THREAT, AS LONG AS PEOPLE AVOID GETTING ICE WATER DUMPED ON THEIR HEADS.

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GOTJ 2014 - The Rest of Wednesday night

I finished up Wednesday night with a little Kaiju Big Battel Wrestling, "Mike E. Clark's Frothy Murder Mix Foam Party" (which I believe may have been a tad lacking in terms of Mike E Clark, Froth, Murder, and Foam), a brief trip through Bizarro World, a few moments with the always lovely TripleSix and friends, and wound up at he Seminar Tent for a bit of Juggalo Night Court justice.

Stay tuned for Thursday....

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

It seems like things were just getting warmed up on Wednesday at the 15th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. For the most part, clothing seemed to stay on, as if people were a little hesitant to let themselves go all out Juggalo... which is understandable being that it was a whole new place, with a noticeable police presence.

But, there were the usual instigators who helped get things going: the always lovely Shotzi Taylor was topless, as God always intended her to be; MonkeysOnCrack provided Kitty Kush with some creative posing assistance, and the rest of the WOLFPAC girls helped bring things to a boil when WOLFPAC opened the music festivities on the main stage.

And then there were the new comers, Mike Busey and The Busey Beauties, who took to being Juggalo like old pros. They were a more than welcome addition as far as I was concerned.

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Oil Wrestling gets dirty

One fun activity on Friday at the 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos was Oil Wrestling. In addition to oil being slathered all over everything in sight, It was also raining off an on, so I guess that technically means that there were wet t-shirts, but really only for a few minutes. That is definitely one thing that you have to credit Juggalettes with, they don't fuck around when shirts are destined to come off.

There were some fierce competitors this year, and some matches were so close that they just had to keep on going, round after round, because the crowd couldn't decide a winner. In the case of oil wrestling, that's basically a win for everyone.

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

EBOLAOCALYPSE - DAY 10 - CAMOUFLAGE

 EBOLAOCALYPSE - DAY 10 - CAMOUFLAGE

I MAY HAVE SOME LIMITED IMMUNITY TO EBOLA. I HAVE BEEN EATING A LOT OF INFECTED MEAT (DON'T ASK) AND DON'T SEEM TO BE DEVELOPING ANY SYMPTOMS. MY EYES ARE NOT SECRETING SIGNIFICANTLY MORE BLOOD THAN USUAL.

HOWEVER, THIS ONLY SERVES TO MAKE ME A HIGHER VALUE TARGET FOR THE JOINT UNITED NATIONS / SPECIAL FORCES / CHINESE MILITARY OCCUPYING ATLANTA. I HAVE HAD TO RESORT TO BIZARRE AND DESPERATE MEASURES TO STAY ALIVE: 17 HOURS HIDING INSIDE THE CARCASS OF A DEAD ELEPHANT; 6 HOURS INSIDE A GRANDFATHER CLOCK (I REMOVED THE INTERNAL MECHANISMS AND MANUALLY MOVED THE CLOCK HANDS EVERY SECOND TO REDUCE SUSPICION); AND FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS I HAVE STOOD MOTIONLESS IN A MEDICAL FACILITY, DISGUISED AS A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE.

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GOTJ 2013 - Friday Oil Wrestling

Okay, so I promised oil wrestling and here it is, but for now it's just the tamer pictures. I call it a Safe For Work gallery, but I'm not sure exactly where you work that you can be looking at this stuff. Shouldn't you be filing some TPS reports or something? Just try not to get the oil all over them. How the fuck would you explain baby oil on your TPS reports?

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

Back to GOTJ 2013 - Friday

Friday fun... a few dry t-shirts (shorty before being Faygo'd right out of existence), a few kisses, some carnival rides, and random Juggalos and Juggalettes... what more could you ask for? Wouldn't it be great if that described every Friday? 

Well, here's the latest installment of my tribute to that beautiful dream, Friday afternoon at the 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, right up until the start of Oil Wrestling, which will probably be more on the NSFW work side of things.....

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1