GOTJ 2014 - The Rest of Wednesday night

I finished up Wednesday night with a little Kaiju Big Battel Wrestling, "Mike E. Clark's Frothy Murder Mix Foam Party" (which I believe may have been a tad lacking in terms of Mike E Clark, Froth, Murder, and Foam), a brief trip through Bizarro World, a few moments with the always lovely TripleSix and friends, and wound up at he Seminar Tent for a bit of Juggalo Night Court justice.

Stay tuned for Thursday....

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 - Wednesday Part 2

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

It seems like things were just getting warmed up on Wednesday at the 15th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. For the most part, clothing seemed to stay on, as if people were a little hesitant to let themselves go all out Juggalo... which is understandable being that it was a whole new place, with a noticeable police presence.

But, there were the usual instigators who helped get things going: the always lovely Shotzi Taylor was topless, as God always intended her to be; MonkeysOnCrack provided Kitty Kush with some creative posing assistance, and the rest of the WOLFPAC girls helped bring things to a boil when WOLFPAC opened the music festivities on the main stage.

And then there were the new comers, Mike Busey and The Busey Beauties, who took to being Juggalo like old pros. They were a more than welcome addition as far as I was concerned.

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2014 Wednesday NSFW

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Oil Wrestling gets dirty

One fun activity on Friday at the 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos was Oil Wrestling. In addition to oil being slathered all over everything in sight, It was also raining off an on, so I guess that technically means that there were wet t-shirts, but really only for a few minutes. That is definitely one thing that you have to credit Juggalettes with, they don't fuck around when shirts are destined to come off.

There were some fierce competitors this year, and some matches were so close that they just had to keep on going, round after round, because the crowd couldn't decide a winner. In the case of oil wrestling, that's basically a win for everyone.

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

GOTJ 2013 Friday NSFW - Part 2

EBOLAOCALYPSE - DAY 10 - CAMOUFLAGE

I MAY HAVE SOME LIMITED IMMUNITY TO EBOLA. I HAVE BEEN EATING A LOT OF INFECTED MEAT (DON'T ASK) AND DON'T SEEM TO BE DEVELOPING ANY SYMPTOMS. MY EYES ARE NOT SECRETING SIGNIFICANTLY MORE BLOOD THAN USUAL.

HOWEVER, THIS ONLY SERVES TO MAKE ME A HIGHER VALUE TARGET FOR THE JOINT UNITED NATIONS / SPECIAL FORCES / CHINESE MILITARY OCCUPYING ATLANTA. I HAVE HAD TO RESORT TO BIZARRE AND DESPERATE MEASURES TO STAY ALIVE: 17 HOURS HIDING INSIDE THE CARCASS OF A DEAD ELEPHANT; 6 HOURS INSIDE A GRANDFATHER CLOCK (I REMOVED THE INTERNAL MECHANISMS AND MANUALLY MOVED THE CLOCK HANDS EVERY SECOND TO REDUCE SUSPICION); AND FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS I HAVE STOOD MOTIONLESS IN A MEDICAL FACILITY, DISGUISED AS A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE.

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GOTJ 2013 - Friday Oil Wrestling

Okay, so I promised oil wrestling and here it is, but for now it's just the tamer pictures. I call it a Safe For Work gallery, but I'm not sure exactly where you work that you can be looking at this stuff. Shouldn't you be filing some TPS reports or something? Just try not to get the oil all over them. How the fuck would you explain baby oil on your TPS reports?

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

GOTJ Friday Part 1

Back to GOTJ 2013 - Friday

Friday fun... a few dry t-shirts (shorty before being Faygo'd right out of existence), a few kisses, some carnival rides, and random Juggalos and Juggalettes... what more could you ask for? Wouldn't it be great if that described every Friday? 

Well, here's the latest installment of my tribute to that beautiful dream, Friday afternoon at the 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, right up until the start of Oil Wrestling, which will probably be more on the NSFW work side of things.....

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

GOTJ 2013 - Friday Part 1

EBOLAOCALYPSE - DAY 7 - NARROW ESCAPE

WHILE SCROUNGING FOR ADDITIONAL FUNNEL CAKE SOURCES, I STUMBLED UPON THE LATEST THREAT EVOLVING DURING THE PANDEMONIUM OF THE EBOLAOCALYPSE - SIMIAN SNIPERS!!!

LUCKILY, THEY ARE NOT YET EVOLVED ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT SNIPERS NEED SUPPORT PERSONNEL TO PREVENT A STEALTHY ATTACKER FROM COMING UP BEHIND THEM, SNATCHING THE RIFLE AWAY, AND GIVING THEM A BANANA THAT HAS BEEN MARINATED IN NYQUIL.

NOTE TO SELF - REMEMBER TO MARINATE MORE BANANAS IN NYQUIL. I WAS LUCKY THAT I ALREADY HAD A BATCH.

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