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Escapades
EBOLA CAUSES UNPREDICTABLE SIDE EFFECTS IN A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULATION:
1) DANCING AND
NIPPLE BLEEDING
2) FEATHER GROWTH
3) SEEPING BUBBLES
AND CLAW HAND
4) DARK FINGERNAILS
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WHILE ESCAPING FROM THE RUINS OF THE CDC, AS IT WAS BEING ENGULFED IN FLAMES, I STUMBLED ACROSS THEIR MOST RECENT FINDINGS REGARDING THE COMMUNICABILITY OF EBOLA:
Dear diary,
Earlier today I was captured by the occupying forces, who are dressed like National Guardsmen, but I suspect that they are actually elite special forces. They attempted to take me to the CDC for observation, but when we got there, the entire campus was engulfed in flames. I don't know if it was the result of a malfunctioning containment protocol, or an attack by any of the hundreds of roving madmen that have taken over the streets. They are terrifying, but most of them are already bleeding from the eyes, so at least they should be gone soon. While my armed guards attempted to eliminate one particularly threatening band of the infected, I managed to make my escape.
Luckily, I found another survivor as I was hiding from the battle, so we are working together to get out of the immediate area.
Read MoreIF YOU HEAR SOMEONE COUGH NEAR YOU, IMMEDIATELY DETONATE A NUCLEAR DEVICE
Read MoreTHE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT ALIVE IN ATLANTA ARE THOSE OF US WHO WERE PREPARED. IT IS A RATHER ODD PLACE NOW. CNN IS REPORTING THAT YOU CAN'T CATCH EBOLA WITHOUT DIRECT PHYSICAL CONTACT, BUT WHAT THEY AREN'T TELLING YOU IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BRINGING EBOLA PATIENTS TO EVERYONE'S HOMES AND HAVING THEM LICK DOORKNOBS
Read MorePEOPLE OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA!!! THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU!! EVERYONE HERE ALREADY HAS EBOLA AND THE MILITARY HAS BLOCKED US FROM LEAVING!!!! THEY ARE SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF PEACHTREE STREET!!!!!
Read MoreSo, I saw this thing about zombies and, well, ya know... zombies.
We start with 200 people, put them together in a mock village, introduce the zombie virus and watch as it spreads. Participants will be required to negotiate a course through the town and into the woods. They will be required to perform tasks and solve problems all while being subjected to zombies. If they are infected they become one of the walking dead and join the zombie mob. If not they advance until there is only the sole survivor!
So, of course, I took some kids there, because... well... zombies.
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